Daily Dingleberry 01-09-12


Who cares what Beyonce named her kid? What if you named your kid what you really called him/her? oooh I don’t know: lil shit, maddaf’r, goddamned pickney…see? Stop being a hypocrite!!! It’s none of your business and it reaaaaalllly doesn’t matter. I mean, we don’t need another Shaniqua or Porsche do we???? If you can believe it when I named my daughter Mia, people gave me flack…and now every other kid is named Mia, Maya….so whateves!!!!!

HAPPY MONDAY MORNING Y’ALL!!!!!! GET TO GETTIN’!!!!!!

Daily Dingleberry 01-07-12


Heeeeeeyyyyyy. Dat was not cool last night when FB went down in Belize and it was like mass hysteria trying to find out why? Of course all kindsa conspiracy theories came out like the government shut it down because of elections. If that were true, well, that would seriously get in my crawl but PEOPLE. We deh da farin. We depend on you for accurate information. Please make sure you know before you seh you know?????? Ah nearly contact CNN. Yes I’m dat bloody serious. So thank you for keeping us in the know but pretty please make sure the info is dead on!

Heellllerrrr


Bear with me people….I am moving some stuff around and I have to republish a bunch of dingleberries to do it….I wish there was some other way to do it…I didnt realize when I set it up how it would have to work that way so I apologize for spamming your page….there will be about 30 more coming your way. Again I apologize.

Daily Dingleberry 02-02-2012


Lawd a mercy….can we get some solid facts up in this bitch? Being dramatic will only get you so far. I’m gagging on all the half mek stories that are being thrown out here. A sprinkling of info without a context is not good information. Sorry. Tuned out. Not listening. Dah who uno tink uno di tawk tu? A bunch a bleedin hearts who ciant tink? LOoK! We all broke so you ciant tell me nuhmoh ’bout money. We have to stop expecting the government to do EVERYTHING and you bitches ain’t payin no damn taxes! Where di hell we go get money to do all this stuff we keep asking for? It’s easy to point to either party when it was in power and say “you didn’t do blah blah blah”. EASY. We poh people. Solid facts are when you are poor as a country, babies will die; children will starve; old people will be sick; roads will have pot holes. SO, what are the priorities? We have to stop and think. We have to strategize (I think I just made up a word) and work with what we have. You make plans for every level of participation, funding etc and just do what you can. But this blame blame mentality is really grinding on my last damn nerves so just stop it. Face it. Even if people wanted to help us they won’t because there is no where to go and give the money. End of Story. Everybadi tu damn teif…fix dat and u will see how the country change.

Once a thief, always a thief by: Aria Lightfoot


“You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.” Abraham Lincoln.

 Theft, Lying, Cheating and Deception are crimes that permanently affect your legal reputation in the United States, and I also believe in Belize. It is the only crime where evidence of past similar indiscretions can be used against the defendant in a court of law as it speaks to the character of the person.

Somehow it doesn’t translate into political life. There seem to be a tacit agreement with the public that being voted out of office is sufficient punishment for millions of dollars of unaccounted money, for secret deals, for lost lives due to rising poverty and crimes and for being a downright unscrupulous, corrupt, selfish, unconscionable and scandalous individual. We are expected to look beyond the character of the person and vote back in some of these same individuals. Sadder even are the people who have a semblance of integrity pushing this message to the Belizean people because of their personal beefs, agendas, hurt egos and feelings. I say to hell with your bruised ego. If you are telling people to look beyond corruption and not advocating to change the system, I am now questioning your integrity. You are part of the problem. You are no better than the self serving selfish corrupt individuals that have Belize in this quandary we find ourselves in 2012.

Our leaders are corrupt because the people are corrupt or are the people corrupt because the leaders are corrupt? At this stage, does it matter? These parties have systematically blocked every element of change . Agents of change have been publicly humiliated and ostracized and stripped of leadership roles. And it leaves me to think…If they can be so cutthroat with their own party faithful, where do you stand as a “nobody” in the midst of it all? All the people who want to stand up and make proclamations for or against parties are disillusioned voters or have something personal to gain from their party win. They do not give a shit about Belize! I call you out! Who would advocate for a criminal, without advocating for rehabilitation? Only another criminal of like mind! And where is the moral authority in all this? How corrupt for the churches to be so interested in gay sex but don’t give a rat’s ass about wanton unabated corruption infiltrating every aspect of society. HYPOCRITES!

I read where a politician wrote that we are “ inclined to be thieves as humans”! Really? Is that how we are now thinking to justify criminal behavior? How about thieves are drawn to areas where thievery is an accepted practice and oversight is non-existent. Shame on anybody who has become complacent to this type of behavior. For God’s Sake, we are raising children with these leaders as examples…Do you tell your children to be thieves and bullies? We need to reel in the arrogance and bad behavior of these politicians. Look in the mirror, see the person looking back?  That is the only person who can save Belize.   So I end off saying…when you come campaigning and giving me your sales pitch..show me what you have done to move Belize forward because I don’t believe  anything a thief, liar, and cheater say. Your  reputation speaks for itself….Lets get real Belize. We may have descended from pirates, but the pirate mentality that has spoiled our system and growing like a cancer must end.  Belizeans, when will your tolerance for criminals end?

Daily Dingleberry 02-01-12


Hello lovers!!! Lovers of Belize!!! It is a new month! And thank goodness it is a leap year caz dem poor politrickans will surely need that exxxtra day 02-29-12 to campaign since elections were called YESTERDAY for 03-07-12. Talk about SURPRISE!!! But really, were you s-u-r-p-r-i-s-e-d?? *wink wink* People have been calling this election since last year. Anyway, given how broke we are, maybe it’s a good thing…not enough time to squander money on useless ads and propaganda. Let’s face it. Die hards will vote colour, independents will get support from friends and family and the rest? Dey gonna stay the f*k home. And there you have it. Political analysis at its best. Straight and simple. And it didn’t cost you nuttin 🙂

Seriously though, I’m getting pissed off with all these party people throwing grenades at each other about which debt is worse: BEL or Superbond. Are you fukin kidding me? This is your campaign strategy? OMG! We are in the crapper for sure! PUP can say all they want about how they had a surplus when they were voted out and UDP just frittered it away???! Can we say 200 million ain’t shit when you have to make superbond payments twice a year? AND WHERE DI HELL DID DI BILLION GO??????? I still wanna know that. And then these UDP people…what you plan to do about it? How are we going to pay off these debts we keep getting ourselves into?????? ANd did we strike oil or not???? You SOB’s are keeping this shit hush hush, hoping you get reelected and then by then you and all your friends will already have your damn paws in the pie. You just wanna make sure PUP cronies don’t get their hands on it huh? Whe happun to honour among thieves? LOL

Aye…it truly is between the bukut and the broomstick…either way it’s gonna HUUUUUUURRRRTTTTT!