Da whe da gial Aria seh? by Fayemarie Anderson Carter


Bernie Toucan is sitting on her perch high in the tree when Doo Doo Chickadee calls to her from her perch on the electricity wires crisscrossing the road.

“Hey Bernie…yu heah bout di new blog whe suh gial name Aria something write bout dem politicians?”

“Yeah gial…what bout it?” answered Bernie Toucan.

“Well, shi talk bout all a deh…suh ah nuh really andastand whe shi di try do. Ah midi hope u coulda explain it bettah to mi?” asked Doo Doo Chickadee.

Just then, Buster and Paulie Piam Piam, the twins, landed next to Doo Doo.

”Happy New Year’s Bernie and Dodes. Whe di go awn?”

Doo Doo looked at Buster and said, “Well, ah midi ask Bernie if she know whe dis gial Aria di talk bout pan dis new blog bout di politicians dem. She talk bout all a dem so ah nuh know whe shi di try seh.” Doo Doo Chickadee shook her head with a look of true consternation.

Buster put his arms akimbo and looked up and down at Doo Doo, “Whe deh fi know Doo Doo?” and then in a sing song voice he bellowed, “Times haaad fi true!”

“Don’t give a damn; don’t give a damn, “ chorused  Paulie Piam Piam. The twins busted into a fit of giggles and nearly fell off the wire laughing at their own joke.

“Aye uno two,” said Bernie Toucan. “Well, mek a si di blog Dodes. Ah could go through it wid u and si if we come up wid something.”

Bernie reads quietly for a bit and then says as she continues to read, Well di  fus paat look like shi just di seh  dat neither one a di paaty dem do whe dey promise fi do. Hmmm, shi seh dat dem liad and tief and dat wi all tyad ah the same shit, different liar approach.”

At this the twins start to giggle again.

“Shi tell di PUP basically dat dey di fight like sum two year olds and dat deh nuh have no leadership, no direction…den shi tell di UDP dat dey no do when dey seh dey miya do but dey still di blame PUP fuh eviting and how dey da big cover artists and dey need fi fix dis shit and be mo responsible”

“Ooooooooooooh,” sing songed the twins.

“Hmmm, Bernie gial. Da who dis Aria person? Dey wa fire fi shi rass quick ting fi di seh alla dat stuff inuh?” said Paulie Piam Piam.

“Well u know dat da tru if shi mi live ya but shi deh da faren soh ah tink shi wa be ok. Shi family? Ah nuh know bout deh!” said  Buster Piam Piam.

“Si dis da di  rass ret deh!” exclaimed Bernie. “Evibady tu gaddamn fraid fi seh what needs to be said rung dese parts.” She shakes her head with indignation. “Da why uno so damn coward fa? If evibady tell dey rass off like dis, maybe dey wouldn’t do stupidness!”

Silence settles for a second or two as the birds shake their heads in agreement.

“Shi seh anyting bout VIP, Bernie?” asked Buster quietly.

“Well…no much inuh. Shi just seh dat dey got a good grip a di situation wid di corruption and ting but shi ask if dey religious. Ah wanda why shi seh dat?”

Just then Charles “Charlie” Crow sat next to Bernie and injected his usually highly respected opinion.

Well I think that that is a very valid question. We have to be very careful how we allow religious agendas to infiltrate our politics and consequently our laws.”

“But den Mr. Charles, we da wa Christian nation. How we nuh wa bring God into di convasation?” asked Dodes. “Look pan di United States. Dey gat gay people inna di army and now dey cud get married! Dat ciant be right? Ah mean, I nuh gat nuttin genst gay people…do whe uno want inna di privacy ah yu own bed but ah nuh wa my pickney di si dat. Wat if my pickney decide he gay tu?”

Paulie Piam Piam snickered and looked at Dodes like he could kick her off the wire. “Now dat just stupid Dodes. And ah surprised at u. U, whe goh da church evi Sunday and talk bout acceptance for all. “

“Nuh get mi wrong Paul. I nuh want dey get hurt or nutting but really…ih jus gross mi out mein” Doo Doo made a shivering noise and ruffeled her feathers.

“Well but si. Da pipple like u allow dey cracked ones fi do whe dey do! Cas u turn wa blind eye and pretend dat dey one whe seh dey religious jus really di spread hate and fear. Come on Dodes. You bettah dan dat!” Paulie hawked and spat as if to emphasize his point. “Anyway Bernie, what else shi seh?”

“You really wa continue? Dis bloody depressin inuh,” asked Bernie.

The friends look down but they all shake their heads yes.

“Well, shi jus seh dat di media nuh di help cas dey belong to di diffrant paaties dem so how wi fi know what da what?”

“Tru ting mein. Ah hafi turn it off sumtimes. And wuss di newspapahs dem. Ah tink ah rather read ‘The Enquirer’!” chuckled Buster Piam Piam.

“It looks pretty dire,” said Charles. “I’m not sure what to say or think about our future as a nation.”

The friends looked out towards the setting sun as they each pondered Charlie’s heavy words.

Resolutions 2012 – by: Aria Lightfoot


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Robert Paul Arguably, so are campaign promises.

As we embrace 2012, now is the time to reflect on our personal successes and failures, to conduct a thorough self assessment and create new goals. 2012 promises a new political era for Belize. As a country, we need to evaluate promises made and broken ; become actively involved in what we would like our leadership to look like and be vigilant and proactive citizens.

The political history of Belize is fraught with broken campaign promises by the leading political parties of Belize. UDP and PUP have blatantly disregarded their recurring manifesto promise, to curb corruption. It seems that corruption aka the “spoil system” may be the most compelling reason for the inept, inefficient and quite possiblyresponsible for our growing poverty, crime and violence. A society that selectively applies rules can only hope for chaos. After 30 years of Belizean political Independence, we have elected, voted out and reelected the same people . Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

With escalating crime, violence and poverty, the Belizean voters are becoming disgusted, sickened, dismayed, appalled and apathetic to the blatant failure of political parties to fulfil campaign promises, end family enrichment, and respect the confidence of the voter …What is a voter to do?

People’s United Party :

After 10 years of near economic collapse, the PUP was overwhelmingly voted out of office and the UDP was ushered in with a mandate promising good governance. PUP has done an awful job as an opposition party. Distracted by internal fighting. The PUP went thru a time of restructuring that almost resulted in the collapse of the party. The old guard was voted out by the party membership and the PUP was overtaken with old/new blood. Such a change did not last too long as the new PUP leadership seemed weak and failing resulting in the old guard return to party leadership. Since the re-emergence of the old leaders in new suits, all seems to be well for the upcoming elections…but is it? Where is Cordel and Mark? Their silence is now deafening as it echoes of a divided front marching towards major elections in 2012.

PUP 2012 resolutions should look like this:

1. Create a manifesto. Belizeans still want to know what you plan to do when in office

2. Clean House

3. Show the Belizean people you have learned from past failures and come out strongly against corruption.

4. Unite as a party.

5. Promise to make the changes within 100 days in office.

6. Finger pointing highlights the disgraceful undeterred corruption in Belize. Offer solutions. Offer solutions.

 

 United Democratic Party:

The UDP must remember they were ushered into office because of voters disdain for PUP in 2008. UDP is taking a big gamble by ignoring many major campaign promises. People anticipated that UDP would change Belize into a transparent democracy by promising to free Belize from unjust enrichment; empowering the Senate; creating national ownership of the oil industry; reduce crime and violence; creating 5000 jobs, prosecute Ministers who display sudden wealth and property ownership ; differentiate from PUP style politics, and most importantly, maintain and uphold [public] trust. There are reportedly 27 pages of promises. (source http://edition.channel5belize.com/archives/5616) . I must say, UDP has failed miserably to deliver an accountable system and have now reduced themselves to welfare politics. The number one reason the UDP gives is that PUP is to be blamed for the prior 10 years to UDP accession, however, during their campaign UDP offered solutions not excuses. Time for UDP to look in the mirror and see if they can now differentiate their style politics from the PUP that was voted out in 2008. As UDP prepare for 2012 battle, 17 million dollars of tax payers money are being given away without accountability. Such a move is quite disconcerting to the average tax payer that may not benefit from any of these initiatives. UDP risk alienating “jealous” voters…

UDP 2012 resolutions should look like this:

1. Create a new manifesto explaining failures without blaming the PUP and what to look forward to in the next 5 years.

2. Follow thru on your campaign promises, you are still in control. Your credibility is at stake

3. Become financially accountable

4. Create programs to uplift poverty instead of masking it.

5. Finger pointing highlights the disgraceful undeterred corruption in Belize. Fix the problems and stop making excuses.

 VIP/PNP

VIP/PNP has done a great job in highlighting corruption. They have great ideas and they are a fresh new face with new ideas in the political arena. I like their traditionalist approach to bring back an atmosphere of integrity and ethics. They are making great strides in the political environment and have been great as a check and balance in our system. Their presence in the political arena promises to derail one of the major political party aspirations for control over Belize. VIP/PNP has not been in any leadership position as yet, so I can only analyze them from their promises. However, what is refreshing is a new non-traditional blood of political aspirants. It will be interesting to see how the voters will respond to their presence in the political arena.

VIP/NIP 2012 resolutions should be:

1. Separate your religion from your politics. As candidates, you can be motivated by a higher power without imposing your religion on the voters. Everyone wants to be included in the political process regardless of religious persuasion .

2. Become more visible and more vocal. Demand to be seen, heard and included.

 And the media …

The Media many times have not lived up to their needed position as a check and balance. Most media outlets have been directly sponsored or affiliated with a party organization or special interest groups. They serve as an informational source rather than an investigative source. It is evident that the Belizean people are yearning for the end of the abusive and corruptive politics of Belize. Everyone should be entitled to a decent standard of living and fair wages and promotions and a society free of crime and violence. It is very important that the media begin to hold our leaders accountable for the positions they hold.

Media should resolve to ask tough questions, constantly remind politicians of their campaign promises and report without fear or favor or personal persuasion.

Jingle Bells


by Fayemarie Anderson Carter

Refrain:

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, all the way to hell
All dem palitician do da greedy up deyself.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, all the way to hell
All dem palitican business unda di jail cell.

An election or two ago, dem promise wi a change,
But all we get instead is even more a di same
Red nar blue no mattah
Dey shoulda all just scattah
Cause inna di end, di money dem spend, da nuh pan me nor you NO!

Refrain
Time and time again, when election de rung di bend
Dem cum and tawk to you and seh how “we da fren”
But either way you vote, no wa rock di boat
Cas all a dey deh inna bed “tugethah forever”, dem said.

Refrain

I’ll Be Broke For Krismuss (tune of I’ll be Home for Christmas)


by Fayemarie Anderson Carter

I’ll be Broke for Christmas
Can’t afford a tree,
We’ll eat crow and my big toe,
‘Cause we depend on Dean.

Krismuss Eve will find me,
In a great quandary,
Pay the rent, it’s all been spent,
On doctor bills and school fees.

I’ll be Broke for Krismuss,
Can only afford some beans,
I’ll be broke for Krismuss,
It’s not the one I dreamed

Season’s Greetings


by Fayemarie Anderson Carter

I hope everyone had a lovely time and if you didn’t, tell me all about it! As I have been reading all the posts made by fellow concerned citizens, one thing seems recurrent. No one knows who really has the Belizeans’ best interest at heart. There appears to be no front runner who encompasses the qualities we wish to see in our leaders. There is a sense of frustration, hopelessness and despair. Our society seems to have come to accept blatant thievery and corruption as status quo. Each side accuses the other of the exact same thing. So, who is right? Who has the answer? Is there a silver lining in this at all?

Reflection:


by Aria Lightfoot 

“If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could then better judge what to do, and how to do it.”
Abraham Lincoln

In the ad lib words of President Lincoln, to get to where we are going, we must know where we are.  2011 is fading;  2012 is approaching fast and Belize faces municipal,  city council and general elections. The implications are for a positive financial outlook for the Belize voter. The money for votes exchange is off to a head start and the political warriors are gearing up for battle.  At this juncture it is difficult to determine what the future leadership of Belize will look like, I have my own speculations, however in politics, the only certainty is uncertainty.  Voters are fickle and needy;  political parties’ popularity fluctuates between love and hate. Hate while in government and love while in opposition.

I predict in 2012 that it really doesn’t matter which party holds the majority in the House and municipal elections. Crime, poverty, corruption, inefficiency, apathy of leadership, politics of patronage, special interest politics, the growing divide between rich and poor will remain constant. Are the major political parties reluctant, stubborn and arrogant?  Or are politicians merely a reflection of our corrupted society? The voting patterns in Belize suggests a yearn for change;   however the inability to articulate it has resulted in major changes  at the polls with little changes to much else.    What does corruption even mean to the average citizen? Does the average citizen know that hustling on the side, hooking up family members and friends, pushing friends to the front line,  erasing the professional and personal  line, selective enforcement, turning a blind eye, paying tax paid  government officials to complete work, accepting money for votes, buying anything on the black market, inflating contracts to  benefit friends and family, hiring and promoting due to relationship rather than skill; educating friends and family and supporters, denying access to qualified citizens, special favors of any kind…equals corruption?  Lets us begin the arduous journey of reflection on the impact we make on the society.

PUDP (To the tune of O Christmas Tree)


PUDP

by Fayemarie Anderson Carter

O UDP
O PUP
Theya “p” da nuh fi we
O UDP
O PUP
You cud give two shits about we.

You say you wan mek wi country free
But all u do da screw wi
O UDP
O PUP
You da wi worst enemy.

Merry Christmas Baby


by Fayemarie Anderson Carter

Merry Christmas Baby,
You sure don’t treat me right.
Merry Christmas Baby,
You must not be too bright.
You turned down US AID,
You will ruin our paradise.

I feel like cryin’ y’all,
Listenin’ to the news on my radio,
I am now cryin’ y’all,
Listenin’ to the news on my radio, oh, oh, oh, oh
Feel like I’m gonna pass out,
What the hell is this all about?

Who wa feed mi pickney, baby?
Only me, y’all.
Nobody gat no money, baby
All I can do is bawwwwl.

Merry Christmas, Baby,
You sure don’t treat me right.
You act like you have our best interest,
But all you is fiiiiiight.

I promise to change your life


             by Aria Lightfoot

Will you vote for me?

I promise to change your life!

But all I see

are changes in your life.

5 years later, a new promise to change my life

But all I saw

were changes in your life

I changed my vote

With a new promise to change my life

But once again all I see

were changes in your life

All I see

is people asking me

Will you vote for me?

I promise to change your life!

What must I do

To ensure a change in my life

Because all I see

are changes in your lives…