Twocanview Inaugural Blog Radio Show 12/29/2013


Today Dec 29, 2013 marked the inaugural blog radio show for Twocanview.  My first guest was Hubert Pipersburg. Hubert explained pubic policy;  the importance of effective public policy;  and helped me examine the Christmas Cheer Program implemented in Belize- Was it good public policy?    Please click on the following link to listen to the discussion: Blog Radio 12/29/2013

 

Also please donate to a great initiative to uplift the lives of elderly Belizeans who are living in very deplorable conditions by clicking the following link. Improve the lives of Belizeans at Home

Donate what you can. A bank account will also be established in Belize.  The funds will be used to help build a decent living structure for the residents affected.

The pictures below are structures that senior citizens presently live in:

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Twocanview on Blog Radio Dec 29, 2013 @ 2pm


Communication is awesome, revolutionary and fast-paced. The mediums are growing that are empowering the average non-corporate citizens of the world with a voice in a seemingly powerless world.  I was approached by someone who will sponsor me for a radio blog to enhance my current blog www.twocanview.com.

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Hubert Pipersburg initiative to start his own radio blog addressing pressing issues facing Belize is revolutionary. Issues in Belize are many times clouded by political labeling, fear of political backlash and apathy borne out of years of failed promises. Please listen to Hubert premiere show here:

 

 

 

 

Hubert on Blog Radio

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/belizebillboard/2013/12/21/echoing-voices-from-the-belizean-diaspora-the-hubert-pipersburgh-show

Hubert and I have discussed and written in length about different issues facing Belize;  we have attracted different audiences, criticisms and even suspicion from our writings.  Embedded in the political system in Belize is a culture of partisan politics. Ideas are accepted or denied based on the political party in power and perception of person’s political affiliation.   The aim of Blog Radio is to reach the non-readers and engage the Belizean public at home and the diaspora.

Since Hubert and I attract different audiences, the ideas and education must continue to be shared with our citizens through different voices. Citizens should benefit from knowledge outside the political lens. With that said, please tune in on Sunday Dec 29th @2 PM for a one hour discussion. Joining me will be Hubert to discuss public policy issues facing Belize. (Postmortem of the Holiday Cheer Program).  You can tune in here:

Twocanview on Blog Radio

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/belizebillboard/2013/12/29/twocanview-with-aria-lightfoot

Twocanview wishes everyone Happy Holidays/Holy Days and Merry Christmas! – Aria A. Lightfoot


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As I complete my second year blogging, I must say the experience has turned out to be far more rewarding than I anticipated. I have gained  friends, enemies and frienimies. I have gained the trust of   readers and supporters from countries all over the world.

This year proved to be a rewarding year for me. My first born son completed high school and became an adult;  I became a U.S. citizen;  and I graduated from University of South Florida with a Master’s in Public Administration.  I remain thankful and humbled by the opportunities that life has afforded me. I recall coming to America with practically no funds and a dream to achieve…sometimes in life,  a leap of faith and an action plan guided by a trust in God is all you need!

Also 2013 was one of my saddest year. I lost a very close friend, Keino Quallo. He was someone who loved people, loved Belize and fell victim to the environment he always wanted to protect… a person whose murder remains unsolved ..no clues, no updates, no eyewitnesses,  no suspects in a congested city where people practically live on top of each other…his memory will not fade away into the abyss of nameless victims…

With that said..I wish all my readers: Happy Holidays, Happy Holy Days and a very Merry Christmas. Please plan to have a prosperous 2014!  Reflect on your past only to steer your future! What is done cannot be undone so leave the burdens of regret behind. Whatever you want to achieve, have a plan in place and believe in yourself always. Start with loving you first and everything else will follow! Stay blessed and please keep reading and sharing.

I appreciate your feedback or ideas for the coming year and  Thank You for reading!

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Belize’s schools must nurture the foundation values for a healthy nation! by Jerry Enriquez


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“The teacher talks about reality as if it were motionless, static, compartmentalized, and predictable…His task is to “fill” the students with the contents of his narration — contents which are detached from reality, disconnected from the totality that engendered them and could give them significance.” Paulo Freiri in Pedagogy of the Oppressed

With the increasing breakdown of Belizean families, there seem little other choice but for our population to depend more and more on schools to nurture such values as character strength, personal initiative and responsibility, care of body, mind, emotions and spirit, respect for others, creativity and civic pride that are vital for the well-being and future functions of our society.

Indeed the  aditional subjects are necessary but these are not enough. More and more it has become evident that our children are simply not being adequately prepared for the realities of Belize’s development. Hence it is critical for schools to forge beyond the ineffective, alienating and failing system of imparting learning as though the students are mere empty receptacles to be filled. When schools fail to nurture essential core values, the consequences to individuals, families, community and the future of a nation are retrogressive and even devastating for each generation.

Several aspects of Belize’s education system have shown a gross disconnect between what our children are taught and the values that are necessary for their well- being as well as for the future needs of society. Schools have tended to disconnect students from their inner strengths, from nature, their culture and that of others, and disembodied them to become mere receptacles for regurgitating information, devoid of critical thinking and balanced emotions for holistic development and effective participation. Even basic but very important foundations such as awareness about healthy diet and lifestyle, creating and maintaining harmonious relationships, spiritual development, and respect for people and nature are vastly missing. We see such lack of those foundations in such behavior as unhealthy eating habits, lack of exercise and care for the body, inability to resolve conflicts and increase in abuse and violence, and lack of parenting skills. Even many of the most “educated” can be disconnected, tend to live in their heads, lack the awareness about healthy living as well equanimity to peacefully resolve conflicts. They tend to be compliant to the status quo.

In a previous article, I discussed as one example, the persistent failure of high schools to enable their non-Hispanic students to be conversant or literate in Spanish despite the fact that mandatory Spanish classes are taught through each of four years. Such lack of preparation has stifled many students from effective participation in scholarship opportunities offered by our Latin American neighbors and region.

Belize’s education system at all levels – primary, secondary and tertiary – does not seem to be designed to develop and unleash vital human capacities. It is a system thus described by a frustrated elderly Belizean employer: “Dem gat lat a edication, but no learnment.” The practical application of character strength and core values is the “learnment” that he referred to as vastly absent.

Another glaring example is the naïve collusion of school Principals with merchants to establish schools as a captive market for soft drinks to our children. The strategy is that by conditioning their taste to these unhealthy drinks at an early age, a habit pattern will be formed. By the time these children grow older and become parents this habit would become so ingrained that they mindlessly pass it on to their children and future generations. Bingo for the company.

Given the high and increasing incidence of diabetes all over Belize, school administrations ought to be more aware and proactive to prevent such disgraceful alliance with the companies. It reflects that the school administration is either naive or least concerned about effects of high-sugar content drinks on the health of the students and the values they are passing on for the future well-being of our nation.

It is no wonder that Belize was featured in a Guinness Book of Records as the country that stands out as the world’s leading consumer of sugar with its per capita consumption of 62.6 kg (138 lbs.) per annum. Gulping each soft drink is like ingesting the equivalent of 8-12 teaspoons of sugar. Not to mention the other secret ingredients that companies promote to give “happiness”. Happy ignorance! Soft drinks are devoid of healthful nutrients. Too many students (like many adults) are hooked to the pleasure and daily desire for soft drinks with their (usually processed) meals. Many prefer soft drinks to healthy alternatives, including water. Consequently, Belize is increasingly becoming an abdominally obese and diabetic nation.

Numerous scientific studies, such as one conducted at the Harvard School of Public Health in 2010, have consistently shown strong evidence that drinking soda on a regular basis can lead to weight gain – especially in the stomach or abdominal area – and increase one’s risk for health conditions such as type 2 diabetes, obesity, heart disease, hypertension and stroke.

In a Nurse Health Study that followed over 90,000 women for over two decades, results show that women who consumed one or more servings of soft drink per day were twice as likely as those who consumed less than one serving per month to develop diabetes over the course of the study. Yale University researchers also found that people tend to eat more calories on days when they drink a lot of sugar-sweetened drinks, and that soda drinkers tend to grow heavier than people who don’t drink soft drinks. The evidence has led several countries to ban the sale of soft drinks in schools. In Belize, however, school leaders appear ignorant to these facts and expose our future generation to these risks.

The recent World Health Organization’s ranking of the top 10 leading causes of death shows that globally diabetes ranks as the 9th leading cause of death over the past decade. However, for Belize that report shows diabetes ranks as the 1st leading cause of death: – more than death by violence, which ranks as Belize’s 9th leading cause of death, prostate cancer deaths (rank 10th), or breast cancer (ranking 16th leading cause).

Based on all the evidence, the sale of soft drinks at schools in Belize is just another example of further naïve disconnect between the educational practices and the values that are critically needed for the future health of our nation. Can’t school administrators see that promoting healthy drinks such as coconut water, natural citrus juice, and local fruits could greatly enhance the health of the students, instill proper values and build new opportunities in the domestic economy? Wouldn’t the demand from schools for these healthy alternatives encourage increase production among small farmers?

Belize’s annual observance of World Diabetes Day and activities to promote public awareness has to go much deeper. The root of the problem also has to be addressed not only in an academic way, but through the very practices and values that schools impart. School administrators each have to be more strategic, more visionary and deliberate towards merging principles and practice for a better society. There should be no excuses to place the corporate interests over the well-being of our children. Belize depends on our schools not to be static and detached from reality, but rather dynamic and engaged to critically examine our current realities, to envision the future we wish to create, and to instill proper values and examples of healthy living and other vital foundations for the benefit of our nation’s future.

Lessons from the experiences of our Garifuna ancestors by Jerry A. Enriquez


 printed in Amandala, November 17, 2013 and reprinted with the permission of Jerry A. Enriquez

This piece offers a compelling story of the journey of the Garinagu people. In my opinion It also reflects a common history of the Creoles and Garinagu of Belize. The realities are that parents,  brothers, sisters and cousins were likely on different ships, all enslaved in Africa and taken across the Atlantic Ocean in an arduous voyage, however a shipwreck sets a different path for the Garinagus. Jeremy offers an uncensored view of the realities of slavery and oppression in the Caribbean.  AL

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The annual Garifuna Settlement Day celebration, which was founded in 1942 by visionary Garifuna leader Thomas Vincent Ramos, is the foremost event to remind Garinagu about their genesis, exodus, and survival against historical odds that were meant to exterminate their existence and identity as a people. The celebration also occurs in the Garifuna diaspora and on different dates at Garifuna communities in Honduras (April 12), Guatemala (Nov. 26) and Nicaragua. This year’s celebration theme is: – “Awanse wamá lidan aban lau lareini bungiu luma habayarahan áhari. (Let us progress in unity with God’s goodness and the protection of our ancestors.”

Arguably, without the pause for reflection that this day brings, the people’s collective memory of significant events in their experience would have long been destroyed by colonial forces. Hence the importance of all to be cognizant of the old West African proverb, “Until the lion and lioness learn to keep their history, the history of the hunting will always glorify the hunter.” One’s history must not only expand the awareness of the prevailing impact of past values and conditions on life today. Its lessons must be used to guide present and future realities. The experiences of our ancestors have a lot to teach us.

The popular history about the genesis of the Garinagu is that in 1635, two Spanish ships loaded with captured Africans (men and women) from the Bight of Benin in West Africa and destined for enslavement on plantations in the Caribbean, were wrecked by a storm off the island of Bequia in the Grenadines.  Most of these Africans survived the wreck and crossed over from Bequia to St Vincent where they found a home and intermingled among the Island Caribs who had helped in their rescue.

That history, however, is simplistic and distorts a much more complex reality. Ivan Van Sertima’s thesis argues the presence, in the Americas, of Africans from the Mali Empire during the 13th century. This was long before the encounter by “Chris-teef-us Come-bus us”. Be that as it may, the most significant series of events that has had the most profound impact on the character, history and contemporary Caribbean began with the flood of Europeans, starting with Columbus, who for over four centuries exploited every resource while cruelly subjugating enslaved Africans and indigenous people to fulfill their desire for material enrichment.

There were reports, such as in Nancie Gonzalez’s Sojourners of the Caribbean, of contact between island Caribs of Dominica and enslaved Africans occurring in the late 1500s and that such contact was also likely to have also occurred with St. Vincent Caribs several generations before the shipwreck.

Slavery was brutal. It included severe whippings by European masters, severing of body parts, hanging, or throwing slaves in boiling cauldrons of cane syrup. Many escaped. Over time there was a constant increase in the number pure-bred Africans who fled enslavement in Barbados and other islands to nearby St Vincent where the indigenous Caribs provided a sanctuary. The flow of ocean currents, wind, and short distance made it relatively easy for escapees to reach St. Vincent in small crafts. By the end of the 1700s the Black Carib (Garinagu) population on St. Vincent had grown considerably.

These two groups of people – the Africans and the indigenous bronze-colored Caribs – came to share a culture of resistance that was necessitated by the realities of the times in which they were living.  The Garinagu were forced to defend their territory, their freedom and their existence from marauding Europeans greedy for expansion of their colonial possessions and determined to acquire these at any cost and by any means necessary.

As early as 1772, the Garinagu vowed that they would never submit or give up their lands and preferred to die first. After several failed attempts at cajolery and intimidation to remove them from their land, the British engaged full force. In 1796, the Garinagu fought fiercely but were no match for the superior military might of the British.

When they refused to surrender, they were hunted down, their houses and canoes were burned, and their crops and food were destroyed. Between July 1796 and February 1797, about 4,338 Garifuna (mostly women and children) were captured and transported to the barren rock island of Baliceaux. There, about 2,100 died from typhus or yellow fever, which was aggravated by malnutrition.

On March 11, 1797, the 2,238 Garifuna survivors embarked in a convoy of ships to be banished forever on the island of Roatan hundreds of miles away. (Those who remained in St. Vincent were strictly forbidden from any expression of their culture.) Over two hundred died on that perilous one month voyage. On April 12, 1797, 2,026 Garinagu (664 men and 1,362 women and children) were landed on Roatan and left to the mercy of the elements. These stalwart ancestors formed the root stock of the estimated 400,000 Garifuna people and their richly unique culture that we have today.

From their first settlement at Roatan these survivors spread to mainland Honduras where, gradually through baptism of their offspring to Roman Catholicism their family names such as Huayba, Palangure, Babiar, Sambula, Chatuye, among others, were changed, as the church required, to their Spanish compadre’s surnames such as Arzu, Castillo, Palacio, Cayetano, Enriquez, Ramos and others that they now have today.

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On August 1802, five years after the war and their expulsion from St Vincent, a group of 150 Garifuna were imported to the settlement of Belize to cut mahogany for the British forestocracy. This importation was necessitated by the shortage of labor due to the escape of enslaved Africans from the settlement to nearby Petén and Mexico. Technically, the Garinagu were not allowed in Belize. They were considered dangerous and there was fear that they would foment slave rebellion.  Hence it was mandated that all Garinagu must remain completely outside the settlement, south of its Sibun River boundary.

The first Garifuna settlement was Dangriga. From there they spread further south through the vast expanse of uninhabited forest and coastline all the way to the Sarstoon River extracting mahogany. (Interestingly, both Afro-descendant groups whose labor enriched the empire remain marginalized.) ON November 19, 1823, there was the mass influx of Garinagu to Belize with others continuing to join family members over the years. They became well known for their resilience, self-reliance, courage, diverse productive skills, natural intelligence, strong work ethic and superb maritime skills.

Since their arrival, the Garinagu have continued to make outstanding contributions to the development of Belize though various fields most notably agriculture, education and culture. This remarkable story of Garifuna survival and progress while defending and maintaining their distinct ancestral culture and language through all odds speaks to the strong determination, resilience and unity of purpose of the ancestors.

Today the Garifuna people are faced with a new set of complex challenges that will define whether or not they have the determination, commitment, strength and visionary leadership that enabled the survival of their ancestors.

The subtle downplay of our African ancestry by some leaders, while highlighting mainly that of the indigenous Caribs, (historically done with apparent intention to distinguish a difference between former enslaved and free Afro-descendants) distorts and undervalues the equally rich contributions of our African legacy. Such denial stifles the critical need for concerted approaches by both Belizean Afro-descendant groups to confront common adversities that continue to marginalize both groups. Divisive political party loyalties over the greater interests of our people have polarized families and communities while compromising the call for unifying and transformative leadership so desperately needed among our people.  Issues of discrimination, historically exploitative socio-economic opportunities, poverty, lack of self-reliant productivity, alcoholism, poor dietary habits and diabetes, apathy, disengagement of the diaspora, competing cultural interests, all continue to affect our people. In a profound way, the threats that we face starts from conditions within our individual and collective consciousness and values.

Perhaps what is being increasingly lost is the deep spirituality that was central to Garifuna survival and progress, and the passing on of timeless values from the ancestors through each generation. In the days of our ancestors, the leaders served as healers, counselor, custodian of the people’s cultural values, and spiritual warriors to protect the people from danger. They realized that the desire for the greater good of their people is drawn from spiritual sustenance. The leaders had unwavering integrity to resist cajolery and bribery by the British against their people. They were shrewd, reflective and insightful, united, and looked out for each other and the greater good of all.  Through these timeless values, they realized (as in the spirit of Ubuntu) that the well-being of each is inextricably linked to that of the other. If these values become increasingly absent among our young men and women, our people’s future well-being will continue to be threatened.

To maintain the values that have preserved and strengthened a people amidst most challenging times, the long journey that we now have to take now is not across the perilous ocean. Neither can it be taken by looking up at the skies with eyes closed. That long journey must be taken deep within ourselves. Therein lies the goodness of God and the whispers of our ancestors that this year’s celebration theme requests and which we all need to follow.

Baked Again by: Aria Lightfoot


It is past time for women to take their rightful place, side by side with men, in the rooms where the fates of peoples, where their children’s and grandchildren’s fates, are decided.” 

Senator Hillary Clinton

 

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On October 20, 2013, Colin BH wrote an article in the Amandala newspaper called “Bake it Again”.  Colin gave a whimsical and romanticized view of rape, even going as far as calling the act “natural” when it was against a female vs a male; more “heinous” when it was a male; and simultaneously victim-blamed and downplayed the effects of rape on women and children.  Unbelievably, Colin writes for a newspaper that thrives on black power, but actually celebrated centuries of raped slaves because it produced a “beautiful race” of Belizeans in his baked opinions.

Colin’s baked opinions became a significant symbol and a wake up call alerting Belizeans as why stronger child protection and gender laws are urgently needed.  Colin was expressing what he believed to be an appropriate response to the amendments to the Criminal Code that seeks to strengthen laws of Belize to protect children. The unfortunate reality is that Colin represented the views of quite a few men and women in Belize. One may even argue that he was merely stating what is a culturally accepted practice in Belize’s society.

Colin suffered un-remorseful foot-in-mouth disease and was clueless when confronted about his opinion.  He stated that he could not find anything distasteful about his article. Lets pray today, Colin is a little more mindful and educated on the social, political and emotional issues of traumatic and too often permanent debilitating effects of rape for all victims regardless of sex.

The uncomfortable truth is victim-blaming and rape, especially involving very young women and older men, are part of Belize’s culture.  I have witnessed many times when a significantly older man is caught with a child, comments on Facebook pages begin with a wave of abuse defenders stating that “she mi di look for it”;  “deh lee gial fast these days”;  “she da wa whore”; etc.; instead of recognizing it is an adult manipulating and abusing a child.

Pastor Willacy affair with a 16-year old student is a perfect example of the culture practiced in Belize. Willacy was a married principal from a religious school, a counselor and a pastor and he was well respected. He targeted a child who was entrusted in his care by the girl parent. He admittedly abused his position of trust and carried out a relationship with a child. In his case, many people openly attacked the young girl’s reputation and were willing to give the “good” pastor a break to abuse again.  Due to ineffective laws, nothing more than headlines came of this case. Pastor Willacy is just one of hundreds of cases every year in Belize.

Colin voice was necessary in this debate because it may be the first time that society was slapped into reality of how women and female children are perceived.  As a woman who played sports, I can attest to the views society openly promotes about women and girls.  I recall playing basketball in my youthful days and asked on numerous occasions if I didn’t have dirty dishes to wash (or something along that line), being underestimated as a viable opponent and being consistently sexual harassed on the court.

Women are not encouraged to be in male dominated arenas and it is evident even in our leadership arena.  Belize has one elected woman in the House of Representative even though women represent at least 50 percent of voters.  The Hon. Dolores Balderamos, Belize only elected woman, was mocked with sexist, vile and disparaging remarks during a public house meeting.  Previous female candidates have been raped or shamed with sexually explicit pictures circulated in the community.  Are we surprised that Belize is dead last in Latin America, Central America and the Caribbean when it comes to the empowerment of women?

Colin received a much deserving tsunami of public criticism from the Woman’s Issue Network, The Special Envoy for Women and Children, Amandala colleague Adele Ramos, National Committee for Family and Children and many other people, however, lets make this a beginning and not an end. Belize must begin the arduous task of reeducating Colin and many like him because he was simply expressing what many of us have seen and heard from our own fathers, brothers, husbands, lovers and friends. Women are different, unequal and warrant the treatment they receive.

As a society we must grow and learn from this pivotal point in our history.  Women must be supported and celebrated. Women are not like men and don’t want to be men, however, women are entitled to the same opportunities and respect as men.  We must empower our women and girls with messages of “yes you can”; “ you can be all you want to be”;  “go for it and take the road less travelled”;  “it is okay to have the same dreams as men”; ”it is okay to stand out and stand up”;  “your body is yours and no one controls who you are”.  Let’s not forget that women are the guardians, and teachers of the next generation therefore empowering a woman empowers next generation and it will empower Belize.

Colin BH response to criticism: http://amandala.com.bz/news/colin-bh-hot-seat/

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Tek Batty Wedding stirs controversy in Belize


                                                                 URGENT BREAKING NEWS:
CHURCHES TO PROTEST HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE
Say they have uncovered a sinister GAY agenda!

HATELINE: Belmopan, Belize

Several hundred fundamentalist Christians calling themselves Belize Overeaction are today preparing to protest a heterosexual marriage due to what they consider to be a subversive move to promote the gay agenda.

According to one of Belize Overreaction’s leaders, Pastor Scott Squirm, reliable information has been received that homosexuals in Belize are about to use traditional marriage to legalize sodomy. “I was praying over the whole issue of marriage and asking the Lord to strike fear into the hearts of people who think marriage should be for anyone other than good Christian folk of opposite sexes” Squirm claims, “when Jesus Himself told me about a homosexual abomination that was about to go down in our God fearing Christian nation!” The abomination Squirm is referring to is the pending nuptials of Florita Tek and Leopold Batty, planned for this weekend in the nation’s capital of Belmopan. “NOT ON OUR WATCH!! NO SIR-REE!!!” declared Squirm, using FULL CAPS and no less than SIX exclamation points to emphasize exactly how serious this matter is to the moral fabric of Belize. “We are mobilizing all self appointed leaders, all unelected moral arbiters, and any Christian that fits in to our narrowly defined Body of Christ to join us in putting a stop to latest attempt to force the gay agenda on our heterosexual fundamentalist Christian nation!!!”

What has Squirm’s proverbial panties in a bunch is not the marriage but the metaphorical love child that may result if Tek and Batty are allowed to wed. “Oh, they say they love each other, that they just want to get married and start a family and that sounds all good, right? That’s what the Lord wants for all us, right? So how could this be a bad thing?” asks Squirm. Good questions indeed, but as Squirm, who considers himself to be Belize’s foremost expert on morality and faith explained, the DEVIL is in the details. “We only just found out that Miss Florita Tek plans to hyphenate her name after marriage. If these two are allowed to marry she will LEGALLY be TEK-BATTY!!! Just like that, one quick trip to the altar, by two obvious homosexual sympathizers, and TEK BATTY will be completely legal in Belize!!! Forget about Section 53!! Forget about the Chief Justice!! The next thing you know Halo Orzoco will be the marriage commissioner and the only place people will be allowed to celebrate their wedding will be Chap’s restaurant. Oh, you don’t like Mexican food… BAM!! Instant lawsuit!! It’s happening in Canada, it’s happening in France, but we are saying NO it’s not going to happen here!!! We have to stop this wedding for sake of our kids!!!!”

Joining Squirm in leading the protest over the Tek-Batty ceremony is Sir Professor Pastor Political Advocate Patdick Menzies, Esq. Claiming to hold an advanced degree in Matrimonial Sciences from an on-line university, Professor Patdick says he has even greater concerns about the Tek Batty wedding. “As an expert in marriage and what God commands for women inside a marriage I can not stand by and let this abomination occur. God gets very angry when women hyphenate their name. Its not just part of the gay agenda, this business of hyphenating names is rooted in the feminist pro-abortion movement. We know for a fact that women who hyphenate their names are 10 times more likely to get an abortion or talk back to their husbands. It offends God, it offends me, and therefore it must offend all Belizeans.” Patdick went on to explain the illegality of combining surnames. “As we all know, the Bible is the supreme law in Belize. Well have consulted several Christians in our organization who can Google stuff, so we are getting sound legal advice here, and our research has shown that that if a woman hyphenates her last name, or worse, keeps her maiden name, then that marriage is simply not legal. We don’t need a Marriage Act when we already have 1 Corinthians 11:3.”

Like any good Holy Trinity there is a third player in the Tek Batty controversy. Popular TV talk show host Louis Hades agrees with both Squirm and Patdick that the Tek-Batty affair is an obvious attempt by Anti-Christ agents to force the gay lifestyle on the Belizean people. However, for Louis Hades the issue has created a personal conflict that he is struggling to come to terms with. “Jesus commands us to hate the sin but love the sinner, well I can say I definitely love Batty” says Hades who has known the groom-to-be since his days as a high school science teacher. “Don’t even get me started because I could talk about Batty all day long. Fans of my morning talk show probably notice I do tend to discuss Batty a lot, praise be to Jesus. Sometimes I can’t even sleep at night because all I can think about is Batty”, gushed the former pastor. But despite Louis Hades’ affinity for Batty, he says for the sake of righteousness he has no problem taking a public position that is so obviously juxtaposed with his personal feelings. “For the sake of the nation I must repress my own love for Batty and publicly denounce this marriage. I, Louis M. Hades Jr., will not allow Tek-Batty to be legalized in Belize.”

Belize Overreaction expects to bring several hundred of their prayer warriors to protest the Tek-Batty wedding this weekend. “We will be sending buses from some of the most isolated villages in Belize” boasted Squirm, “We’ve reached out to our brothers and sisters in Christ in many villages where there is no radio, no television and no Internet. In fact many of these villagers don’t understand more than a few words of basic English, but God is great and all these good Christians needed to hear was BUS-BELMOPAN-WEDDING and they gave us a resounding AMEN, Let’s Go!!!”

Belize Overreaction says they wont rest in the fight to keep homosexuality out of Belize even once they thwart the union and future happiness of Florita Tek and Leopold Batty. “This is bigger than any Tek Batty issue. This is about keeping Belize on the righteous path that I want for this nation” vows Squirm. “Look, not everyone can speak with or on behalf of God, but the Lord loves Belize so much that He blessed this nation with someone like me who does.”

As of press time Neither Tek or Batty were available for comment.

-Disclaimer:

just in case it is not completely obvious, the above article is a work of satire. Names were changed to protect the innocent 🙂 

HELP 50 Kids GO Back to School in 2013! UPDATE 8/24/2013


U   P   D  A  T  E :

THE BACK TO SCHOOL DRIVE IS NOW CLOSED!  WE EMBARKED UPON A VERY SUCCESSFUL DRIVE AND WANT TO THANK ALL THE GENEROUS CONTRIBUTORS WHO MADE THIS DRIVE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS!!!!!! 8/24/2013

 

The Belize Association of Central Florida and Twocanview are embarking on a Back-to-School Drive to benefit vulnerable and disadvantaged kids.

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Who will Benefit? 

The Department of Human Services Child Protection and Family Support in Belize specifically their OVC program. The bags will be distributed among children who are orphaned and vulnerable as a result of HIV AIDS

Goal

Our goal is to send 50 school bags with supplies back to Belize. Each donated backpack with supplies will bear the donor’s name.

 

What to to Donate?

 Please donate:

1 Backpack plus:

8 compositions books

1 pack of pencils

1 pack of pens

1 ruler

1 pack of color pencils

1 pack of erasers

1 dictionary

1 thesaurus

approximately ( $25.00USD  per backpack with school supplies)

or donate $25.00 and supplies will be purchased on your behalf

Goal is for 50 backpacks with school supplies

How to donate:

Please email twocanview@gmail.com or email: belizeacf@yahoo.com to arrange a donation or send via PayPal @ arialightfoot@gmail.com

Call 813-486-8220 to arrange pick-up in Tampa/Wesley Chapel/St. Petersburg  Florida

Or mail a donation to:

Belize Association of Central Florida

c/o Aria Lightfoot

1334 Maximillian Drive

Wesley Chapel Florida

33543

Important Deadline

Please  donate by: August 24, 2013

Shipping expenses to Belize will be donated by the Belize Association of Central Florida.

HELP SEND 50 KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL IN BELIZE!


“You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world.” 
― Woodrow Wilson

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School Starts in September in Belize, and the Back to School Sales are happening NOW in United States.  Many stores now have school supplies at rock bottom prices. Many parents in Belize cannot afford the basic school supplies for their children and many children are disadvantaged when they do not have the required materials needed to learn. Education is the most valuable tool we can give our children.  I am reaching out to all my readers to help Twocanview and the Belizean Association of Central Florida  send 50 needy Belizeans kids back to school with school supplies. Each donated backpack with supplies will bear the donor’s name.

Please donate:

1 Backpack  filled up with:

8 compositions books

1 pack of pencils

1 pack of pens

1 ruler

1 pack of color pencils

1 pack of erasers

1 dictionary

1 thesaurus

approximately ( $25.00USD  per backpack with school supplies)

Goal is for 50 backpacks with school supplies.

Please email twocanview@gmail.com  or email belizeacf@yahoo.com if you are interested in donating to this worthy cause.

TWO Missing Belizean Children have been found safe !


Update #2 : 

8 year old Nehemiah and 9 year old Fanny Romero who were reported missing more than ten days ago have been found. The children are now in the protection of their father, Felix Romero who had to travel to Copan, Honduras to look for them. It was initially reported, Juan Jovel, the grandfather, had abducted the siblings, but now Felix Romero has stated the children followed their grandfather who had no choice but to take them with him to Honduras. It’s a huge misunderstanding surrounded by miscommunications says Romero. Whatever the case may be, the children are in the safe hands of their father and they are scheduled to return to the country tomorrow. (source Capital Newspost Facebook Update 7/31/2013, Belize) https://www.facebook.com/capital.newspost?fref=ts

 

UPDATE: Children are suspected to have been abducted by their grandfather Juan Jovel with the assistance of an unknown and unidentified woman (source Capital Newspost, Belize) 

Juan Jovel - believed to have abducted his grandchildren

Juan Jovel – believed to have abducted his grandchildren

Missing: Fanny Romero – girl

Missing: Jairo Romero – boy

Name of Parent: Felix Romero

Missing From Cowpen Area, Stann Creek District, Belize Central America

Last Seen: Wednesday July 17, 2013

Reports: Reports of two children of similar Description with older man in Western Belize however Belize is small so they could  be in any area of Belize.

Please look at these children faces carefully. Many times the kidnapper may attempt to change appearances by cutting hair or changing clothes. Please be on the look out and if you see anything suspicious:

call the nearest police station by dialing 911

or call ( 011-501)-624-4051.

Jairo and Fanny Romero

Jairo and Fanny Romero